Thursday, 16 June 2011

DAVIE HAS CRACKED

NEWS FLASH
Davie has cracked under pressure and we can now tell you all his secret recipe for corn beef hash

INGREDIENTS
10 tins o cornbeef
a whale big pan o tatties
1 tin peas
2 tins yalla peas (sweetcorn)
1 big scoot o tamata sasse
a lump o cheese

METHOD
Biel the tatties in a big pot
Bree the tatties
Add the corn beef ,peas ,and yallow peas
Mush them a the gither
Add big scoot o tamata sasse
Mush again
Tak athing oot the pot in put in ashet
Sprinkle we gratet cheese
Put in oven full blast for 6 ti 8 mins
Serve with a buttrie and big mug o tea

were continuing to work on Davie with regards to Bettys custard creames and secret butterie recipies.......
He will eventually crack again

Windshift

7 comments:

  1. Davie cracked a long time ago!

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  2. Is there a translator on board?

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  3. Could you add the Disco Surprise recipe to the list please?

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  4. Fine!! Thats my supper sorted for the nicht noo en. How big an ashet do yi need? JOhn

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  5. Aye John . on this boat you would need 9 ashets.We have alot of scoffalots on board this boat....H

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  6. Dont worry Betty I will never crack and give them the custard creme recipe....Disco

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  7. Come on Disco custard cremes sound ace!! Come on boys get the recipe off him!! I hear the butteries are fine ana!! John

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